<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;">David, you are an unreconstructed nerd. Your next job should be writing the "some assembly required" directions for flat furniture, children's toys and nuclear weapons.<br><br>Larry (no, the other one) Martin<br><br>--- On <b>Wed, 2/16/11, David Pertuz <i><davidpertuz@mindspring.com></i></b> wrote:<br><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"><br>From: David Pertuz <davidpertuz@mindspring.com><br>Subject: detailed instructions on unsubbing<br>To: se-r@se-r-list.org<br>Date: Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 4:21 PM<br><br><div class="plainMail">In case anyone decides to unsubscribe themselves (and why would any of us want to do that??)<br><br>David<br><br><br>The proper way to Unsubscribe:<br><br>First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. Then<br>follow these
directions.<br><br>The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on<br>requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating<br>System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be<br>dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have<br>fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"<br>outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring one inch below the<br>connection point until you feel it lock.<br><br>The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the<br>small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its<br>initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place<br>the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate<br>by pressing the blue button.<br><br>The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red<br>release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be<br>adjusted
manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button.<br>The opening is self- adjusting. To secure after use, press the green<br>button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the<br>Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.<br><br>You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If<br>the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has<br>not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the<br>right of the evaporator . He will secure all facilities from his control<br>panel.<br><br>To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the<br>clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet<br>immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On<br>the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a<br>"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be<br>illuminated immediately below. On the
intensity knob, select the desired<br>setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.<br><br>The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you<br>activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you<br>are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The<br>door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and<br>place them in their container.<br><br>If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue<br>button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob<br>to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium<br>or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.<br><br>After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by<br>switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during<br>the unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the<br>"manual
off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the<br>change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may<br>log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.<br><br><br>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+<br>The mailing list home page is <a href="http://www.se-r-list.org/" target="_blank">http://www.se-r-list.org/</a><br>To modify your subscription, go to <a href="http://www.se-r-list.org/mailman/listinfo/se-r" target="_blank">http://www.se-r-list.org/mailman/listinfo/se-r</a><br></div></blockquote></td></tr></table>