List Statistics on Opening Beer Cans

[hlava]

Hmmm....

1) Don't forget about the "Old Timers" on this list who will insist that the
beer can was different and more filling years ago... and that some of the
originals have joined AA.

2) Said "Old Timers" will start a debate on whether you should pull the tab
towards you or away... "Larry the Lurker" will chime in and say that he used
to use a can opener.

3) The debate will further degrade when list members start arguing about
domestic .vs. import beer... Mike Jez will chime in asking if Canadian beer
counts as domestic or import.

Later,

Mark(Belch)